By Lisa Chen On December 21, 2012, the prediction of a global disaster came to pass when various natural disasters occurred simultaneously. The remaining minority…
Vittoria Natarelli Sports Correspondent “It is a travesty,” remarked Elisha Cuthbert, “that the men of NOrth America are left without hockey on any night. It…
Nicole Haldoupis Editor-in-Chief Definition of satire noun [mass noun] the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices,…
By Junaid Malik Zombies are everywhere. Now, don’t hastily scoff at that statement; think about it from a pop-culture standpoint: zombies are becoming more and…
By Tamara Gell Henry stumbled down the road daydreaming. He had always been a dreamer, which is what had probably got him into this mess…
By Jenna Ulrich With winter break just around the corner, many people start to worry about packing on the pounds. This time is generally filled…
Nicole Haldoupis Editor-in-chief That dreaded moment during the zombie apocalypse that you wish never happened, after it’s way too late you try brushing it off,…
by Tyler Biggs Throughout the years, we’ve witnessed several versions of “zombie” and the many survival attempts on the silver and small screens. Whether it’s…
by Maria Rossi Your big beautiful brain, too delicious to stand, I kiss you gently, devour your plump lips, I want to hold your still-beating…
Originally done by Clement Clarke Moore, with modifications by Andrew Lawson ‘Twas the night before Christmas; all my presents were bought and not a creature…